Life is like a roll of toilet paper....The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
And God promised man that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round and ... laughed and laughed and laughed.
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